Friday, March 19, 2010

FAIL!!! Slacker...

So...just because i can, im gunna throw a certain someone under the bus right now! Names do not need to be mentioned... (Chef). I leave this guy in charge of blogging on his own for one damn week, and he fails me! He is truly lucky he can cook, cuz i tell u what...lol.
Im back now though, to darken up your days and brighten up your nights! I would like to have a bunch of elegantific (yess, i make up these words as i go) food talk with you, but i have spent the better part of the last week either in Jacks box, under a golden M, or in bachelors town. And i can admit when i have a problem...ok...The sad truth is...I cant get all the fried lovelies, instant snackins, Gourmet girl scout desserts, and the overflow of  slewids and abundant fliquids outta my head. All this ungodly fat stackin food has warped my fragile little mind...
My God!!! What i wouldnt have given to have some nice Croned beef, cabbage, and red potatoes for St. Patricks Day! Speakin of CORNED BEEF...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like your surrounded by slackers with creative genius as their only ticket to staying on your good side. Maybe the total package is outside the kitchen...hint hint

Unknown said...

you are absolutely brilliant! And i must say that i am agree on most all accounts...lol.
However, im thinkin "total package" is a slight over statement, as it could not be so with culinary masterminds such as Jeff and myself in the kitchen... I will give it up, 75% of the package is outside the kitchen...lol